The Powells of Germany: Naked Time

Elias and Asher Quotes

"That."--Asher pointing to my chest. (We are trying to wean.)
"Here is a two for one."--after I asked Elias to hand me a diaper and he handed me a diaper and the Ipod.
"When is this baby gonna pop out?"--he asks this a lot lately. I am starting to ask myself this too.
"Hi Mom, I am just chillaxing with my best friend horn."-sitting with his new and terribly loud bike horn.
"Bock, Bock, Bock a bye baby, I am putting this baby to sleep"-while rubbing my growing belly.
"Burn freeze", as in this ice cream is so cold it gave me a burn freeze. One might also get a burn freeze from touching something cold.
"Peace out", to his Dad as we were climbing out of the car to go to music class.
"I am very upsetting", after his toy was taken away from him for not listening.
"I can't eat ham, it bothers my hands", more lunchtime conversation.
"I gonna eat Mommy up. Daddy be so angry, he get home and Mommy all chomped up", lunchtime conversation.
"I'm scared of babies," while at Target today
"I don't need a haircut. I already have so many haircuts."
"What's that, a rooster?", referring to a robin in a tree outside our house
"My cousin is a train", while we were talking about Thomas
"Huge, huge, almost as huge as Mommy." referring to the water fountains outside of the Wegmans in State College.
"You have 6 minutes", after Jenny told him she was going to check email
"I go get Diego. He watch himself", while getting his toy Diego to watch the show Diego
"Oh, Daddy's seat buckle", talking about my belt
"No, penis."--was Elias's answer to whether he had a tail like a dog.
"Oh, the back lawn agains!"--while preparing to watch the Backyardigans.
"Yeah, you want it?"--to his Uncle Joe after he asked Elias if he was enjoying the peanut butter sandwich his mom was forcing him to eat.
"Oh, cars! Elias home."--after walking into a toy aisle in Target.
"Hi Obama, how are you doing?"--into a cell phone on the sofa at Jenny's parents' house.
"Two old" --after I asked how old Mommy is.
"Oh, new oven, nice!" --commenting on our new dishwasher.